Monday, January 11, 2010

The Bachelor is My Friend

I can't help it. I love The Bachelor. I admit it. I'll stop everything. Curl up on the couch, pull my blanket to my chin and watch on pins and needles to find out why, oh why would Rosalynn cheat on Jake with one of The Bachelor staffers. Say what? That cheating, back stabbing bitch! Sayonara sweetheart. That's right, you pack your little yellow weird looking suitcase and hit the road! And Michelle. Hello, psycho! Of course Jake isn't taking you on a one on one date because you might tie him up in a California cave somewhere and go All My Chidren soap opera crazy on his ass. FREAK! Oh, the drama, I LOVE IT so much!

My bets are on Ali.

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